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		<title>Pennywise Frontman to Lead Awareness Demonstration in Front of the Hump</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:20:25 +0000</pubDate>
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Musician  Zoli Teglas will be leading a demonstration this afternoon in Santa Monica to bring attention to the recent revelations concerning the use of whale meat at the city’s famed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hungary’s Unlikely Chronicler of Jewish History</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:22:06 +0000</pubDate>
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The tragic story of the Jews who lived in Bekes County, a mostly poor and rural region in southeastern Hungary, 120 miles from Budapest, was grimly echoed to greater or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Give Papa an Asterisk</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:19:32 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Ramblings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ernest hemmingway]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[performatnce enhancing drugs]]></category>
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So much attention has been focused in recent months on a number of  athletes who – fearing that their career statistics would only be remembered by a few trivia-crazed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Land Without Cats</title>
		<link>http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/the-land-without-cats-381212</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 11:58:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[most oral sex]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[record]]></category>

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My name is Myklust Srkt. I work as the chief public relations officer for the Ministry of Tourism in Gurgruc, the capital city of Aldovia &#8212; which many of you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mobileless on Planet Earth</title>
		<link>http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/mobileless-on-planet-earth-381295</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 11:13:18 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Ramblings]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[no mobile phone]]></category>

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This past Friday, at exactly 4:04 in the afternoon, I officially became the last person on the planet not to have a mobile phone.   The news was delivered [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 5 Most Bizarre But True Stories</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 11:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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by Eric Cho
Only in Australia.
Water Buffalo Takes the Plunge!
Earlier this month, a Howard Springs man finished mowing his lawn and noticed a water buffalo casually strolling up the driveway. Karl [...]]]></description>
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		<title>World Ice Golf Championship Canceled Again</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 12:02:21 +0000</pubDate>
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One athletic competition that has been suffering the consequences of capricious weather in recent years has been the relatively obscure sport of ice golf.
This year’s world ice golf championship, which [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alan Greenspan and Hank Paulson Super Bowl Picks</title>
		<link>http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/alan-greenspan-and-hank-paulson-super-bowl-picks-381282</link>
		<comments>http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/alan-greenspan-and-hank-paulson-super-bowl-picks-381282#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 12:28:04 +0000</pubDate>
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From the totally surreal department &#8230;

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy
Alan Greenspan and Hank Paulson, as two of the people most responsible for bringing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gyula&#8217;s Renaissance Carnival: The Party Few Are Familiar With</title>
		<link>http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/gyulas-renaissance-carnival-the-party-few-are-familiar-with-381276</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 10:19:41 +0000</pubDate>
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This online journal hates to keep secrets.  Thus we shall let you in on one. Gyula is the name of the secret and it is a gem of a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Soccer Hedge Fund</title>
		<link>http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/a-soccer-hedge-fund-381273</link>
		<comments>http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/a-soccer-hedge-fund-381273#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 18:01:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[The London Nominees Football Fund]]></category>

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According to HedgeCo.net, a new hedge fund has opened that will spend its money only in soccer-related investments.  
The London Nominees Football Fund has $40 million in its coffers [...]]]></description>
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