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		<title>Come Stay at Fawlty Towers – Really</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2012 11:15:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Eurovision Song Contest was held in Baku, Azerbaijan at the end of May. The intent of the hosts was clearly to use the occasion as a travelogue for their country, with short clips about Azeri culture, gastronomy and natural beauty filling in the gaps between songs. The promotional campaign worked on me. The next [...]]]></description>
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		<title>5 Reasons Internet List Posts Drive Me Crazy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2012 10:42:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1) Ubiquity: Wherever your Internet journeys may take you, there they are &#8212; lists. Lists on everything from 11 Tips On Starting A Business to 17 Ways to Make the Best Blueberry Pancakes This Side Of Omaha. No Internet site worthy of its URL is without its fair share of list posts these days. 2) [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Greatest  Baseball Limerick Contest Ever Is Here</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2012 10:16:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Spring is here, and that can only mean one think: it’s time for Baseball Ink and Chortler’s annual baseball limerick contest. Yes, for third straight year – except for last year’s which was canceled – we are asking our loyal reader(s) to have a go combining our national pastime with light-hearted poetry of a debatable [...]]]></description>
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		<title>6 Mind-Blowing Learnings From The Grateful Dead (and How They Can Help Your Business)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2012 16:10:16 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Books]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Roy Osing Author of Be Different or Be Dead Invaluable things you can do to BE Cherished by your Fans 1. Mix it up. Constantly innovate. Give your Fans a different look (value packages, promotions, events, fun) as often as you can. The Dead decided what songs to play when they began each concert [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Richard Wilson and the Absurdity of Automated Life</title>
		<link>http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/richard-wilson-and-the-absurdity-of-automated-life-3813500</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 11:48:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My heart skips a proverbial beat whenever I see a name, particularly the name of someone I admire, trending on Twitter. “Oh dear,” I say to myself and my cats. “What could have happened?” Such was the case last night when Richard Wilson, famous for his role as the cantankerous and curmudgeonly Victor Meldrew in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Multilingual Books to Give Away $1 Million in Free Language Downloads to Libraries</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 10:13:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Multilingual Books announced this week that it will give away 20,000 language courses, valued at $1 million, to libraries throughout the world. All a library needs to do in order to take advantage of this offer is to contact Multilingual Books by phone (253 353 2761) or email. Each library can receive up to $1,000 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Donate2Play: Charity 2.0</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 09:43:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Out of Victoria, British Columbia, Canada comes Donate2Play, a very social way for charities to generate funds and raise awareness. As the story goes, three entrepreneurial friends from Vancouver Island, Tomas Ernst, Kelly Pereira, and Adrian Pereira, got together last year and decided they wanted to revolutionize fundraising. The premise is straightforward: Donate2Play creates games [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Show Your Support for Walgreens</title>
		<link>http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/show-your-support-for-walgreens-3813491</link>
		<comments>http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/show-your-support-for-walgreens-3813491#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 09:50:49 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Sponsored Content]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is a Sponsored post written by me on behalf of Walgreens for SocialSpark. All opinions are 100% mine. You might have heard about the unsuccessful negotiations between Walgreens and Express Scripts. Those negotiations, had they succeeded, would have allowed Walgreens to continue as part of Express Scripts pharmacy provider network. This, as Walgreens points [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hungarian Spa Throws Money at Its Guests</title>
		<link>http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/hungarian-spa-throws-money-at-its-guests-3813476</link>
		<comments>http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/hungarian-spa-throws-money-at-its-guests-3813476#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 20:36:59 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Marketing]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A wellness hotel in western Hungary that refers to itself as &#8220;four stars of smile&#8221; certainly brought a little post-holiday cheer to some of its unsuspecting guests by showering them with money. (The money throwing starts about 45 seconds into the video below.) The MenDan Hotel in Zalakaros, 110 miles southwest of Budapest, tossed 300,000 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hundreds Donate to Save Dog</title>
		<link>http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/hundreds-donate-to-save-dog-3813469</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 16:59:17 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Pets]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here’s a heart-warming tale to start the year. Last month, General Patton, a five-year-old Staffordshire bull terrier, was having trouble standing up and needed to be carried everywhere by his owner Cassie. The General was taken to a vet where it was diagnosed with a neurological disorder that caused “one of his intervertebral discs to [...]]]></description>
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