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		<title>Richard Wilson and the Absurdity of Automated Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 11:48:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My heart skips a proverbial beat whenever I see a name, particularly the name of someone I admire, trending on Twitter. “Oh dear,” I say to myself and my cats. “What could have happened?” Such was the case last night when Richard Wilson, famous for his role as the cantankerous and curmudgeonly Victor Meldrew in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Multilingual Books to Give Away $1 Million in Free Language Downloads to Libraries</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 10:13:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Multilingual Books announced this week that it will give away 20,000 language courses, valued at $1 million, to libraries throughout the world. All a library needs to do in order to take advantage of this offer is to contact Multilingual Books by phone (253 353 2761) or email. Each library can receive up to $1,000 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Donate2Play: Charity 2.0</title>
		<link>http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/donate2play-charity-2-0-3813494</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 09:43:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[social games]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Out of Victoria, British Columbia, Canada comes Donate2Play, a very social way for charities to generate funds and raise awareness. As the story goes, three entrepreneurial friends from Vancouver Island, Tomas Ernst, Kelly Pereira, and Adrian Pereira, got together last year and decided they wanted to revolutionize fundraising. The premise is straightforward: Donate2Play creates games [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Show Your Support for Walgreens</title>
		<link>http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/show-your-support-for-walgreens-3813491</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 09:50:49 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Sponsored Content]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is a Sponsored post written by me on behalf of Walgreens for SocialSpark. All opinions are 100% mine. You might have heard about the unsuccessful negotiations between Walgreens and Express Scripts. Those negotiations, had they succeeded, would have allowed Walgreens to continue as part of Express Scripts pharmacy provider network. This, as Walgreens points [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hungarian Spa Throws Money at Its Guests</title>
		<link>http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/hungarian-spa-throws-money-at-its-guests-3813476</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 20:36:59 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Marketing]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A wellness hotel in western Hungary that refers to itself as &#8220;four stars of smile&#8221; certainly brought a little post-holiday cheer to some of its unsuspecting guests by showering them with money. (The money throwing starts about 45 seconds into the video below.) The MenDan Hotel in Zalakaros, 110 miles southwest of Budapest, tossed 300,000 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hundreds Donate to Save Dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 16:59:17 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Pets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bull Terrier]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[general patton]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here’s a heart-warming tale to start the year. Last month, General Patton, a five-year-old Staffordshire bull terrier, was having trouble standing up and needed to be carried everywhere by his owner Cassie. The General was taken to a vet where it was diagnosed with a neurological disorder that caused “one of his intervertebral discs to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If You Think Hungary’s Currency Is a Basket Case Now, Look Back At 1946</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 18:37:31 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Currency]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hungary hit the junk rating trifecta on Friday as Fitch, following Moody’s and Standard &#038; Poor’s, lowered its assessment of the country. The shell-shocked Hungarian currency, the forint, has been on the canvas and out of the count for the past few months, the victim of – what is kindly called in financial parlance –“unorthodox” [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A 20-Kilogram Bronze Umbrella Is the Must-Have Fashion Accessory in Zagreb This Season</title>
		<link>http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/a-50-kilogram-bronze-umbrella-is-the-must-have-fashion-accessory-in-zagreb-this-season-3813449</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:51:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[bronze]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Marija Juric Zagorka]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[An iconic statue of writer and journalist Marija Juric Zagorka had its very iconic-ness sawed off last week. Vandals in the Croatian capital managed to detach the umbrella Zagorka is carrying from the statue – for reasons which must only be known to them. Further, the umbrella is closed, so it won’t be of much [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Whiskey Robber About to Become a Free Man</title>
		<link>http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/party-like-its-1999-for-the-whiskey-robber-3813437</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 13:36:23 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ambrus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[attila]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[hockey]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Attila Ambrus, a former goalie who from 1994 to 1999 supplemented his meager income in the Hungarian professional ice hockey league by robbing banks, is set to be released from a jail in Satoraljujhely, Hungary on January 31. And there is even a Facebook page to celebrate the occasion. Known in his heisting heyday as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hockey Fan Takes Part in On-Ice Fight</title>
		<link>http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/hockey-fan-takes-part-in-on-ice-fight-3813430</link>
		<comments>http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/hockey-fan-takes-part-in-on-ice-fight-3813430#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 12:50:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[An ice hockey fan in Szekesfehervar, Hungary discovered you don’t need a pair of skates to get involved in on-rink fisticuffs during a European EBEL league match between Red Bull Salzburg and home team Sapa Fehervar AV on December 29. According to Hungarian daily Blikk, as Red Bull’s Ron Davison and Sapa’s Andras Tenk came [...]]]></description>
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