What Larry King Could Have Told The Jurors

Yesterday talk show host Larry King was sent back home after the judge in the Michael Jackson trial refused to allow his testimony regarding a phone call he received from a lawyer for the prosecution. Here is how his appearance might have gone had he been questioned before the jury.

Thomas Mesereau: Mr King do you remember the night you received the phone call?

Larry King: May 14, 2004, my guest Barbara Walters. The next night guest host Don Rickles interviews Lindsay Lohan. Did you ever think as a boy growing up that you would be representing Michael Jackson in a child sex trial?

Thomas Mesereau: Please Mr. King let me ask the questions.

Larry King: How does it feel to have the whole world watching? I’m getting some hand signals from the judge. Looks like we’ll get to that question after the break.

Thomas Mesereau: Mr King please …

Larry King: Joining me to discuss this are Nancy Grace in Cleveland, Mark Geragos in Albany, NY and Jeffrey Tobin in Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan. Nancy we’ll go to you first …

Judge Rodney Melville: Mr. King this is your last warning.

Larry King: Wait, we have a caller. Walla Walla, Washington. Go ahead please…