Woman Claims Not to Have Slept with Tiger Woods
After an extensive investigation by our team of reporters with far too much time on their hands, Chortler.com has managed to find the only woman in America not to have slept with Tiger Woods.
Remarkably, Holly Washburn, an attractive, buxom 31-year-old nightclub hostess, cocktail waitress and porn star, claims never to engaged in any sexual activity with the golf star, despite meeting all of Woods’ criteria for a carnal liaison.
“Of all the bits and pieces to emerge from the Tiger saga, this is truly the most bizarre,” said Adam Federline, a fictional person we invented for the sake of this article.
“I don’t know how Woods’ reputation will sustain this blow,” Federline added, in another made-up quote.
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