http://www.chortler.com All the gnus fit to sprint Tue, 07 Sep 2010 10:42:32 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/is-tigerworld-about-to-collapse-381474 http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/is-tigerworld-about-to-collapse-381474#comments Thu, 13 May 2010 13:57:10 +0000 admin http://www.chortler.com/?p=474 embaPub="ff4d5fbbafdf976cfdc032e3bde78de5";So many shoes have dropped in the Tiger Woods saga this week that one might think we are dealing with a centipede and not a mortal man. And the week still has two days left to go. According to the reports out today, his wife Elin is “filing for a divorce in Sweden” and his [...]]]> http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/is-tigerworld-about-to-collapse-381474/feed 0 http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/is-tiger-woods-a-sports-cheat-too-381151 http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/is-tiger-woods-a-sports-cheat-too-381151#comments Thu, 17 Dec 2009 11:38:45 +0000 admin http://www.chortler.com/?p=151 embaPub="ff4d5fbbafdf976cfdc032e3bde78de5";I wanted to write a column with this title over the weekend, but at the time it just seemed too sensational, too outlandish – even for this website. Don’t forget that up until this weekend, everyone was counting Tiger Woods’ mistresses. Nobody was questioning his abilities on the golf course (at least not out loud). [...]]]> http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/is-tiger-woods-a-sports-cheat-too-381151/feed 0 http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/woman-claims-not-to-have-slept-with-tiger-woods-381119 http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/woman-claims-not-to-have-slept-with-tiger-woods-381119#comments Wed, 09 Dec 2009 21:00:43 +0000 admin http://www.chortler.com/?p=119 embaPub="ff4d5fbbafdf976cfdc032e3bde78de5";After an extensive investigation by our team of reporters with far too much time on their hands, Chortler.com has managed to find the only woman in America not to have slept with Tiger Woods. Remarkably, Holly Washburn, an attractive, buxom 31-year-old nightclub hostess, cocktail waitress and porn star, claims never to engaged in any sexual [...]]]> http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/woman-claims-not-to-have-slept-with-tiger-woods-381119/feed 0 http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/tiger-woods-has-a-lot-of-questions-to-answer-381107 http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/tiger-woods-has-a-lot-of-questions-to-answer-381107#comments Sun, 29 Nov 2009 13:01:47 +0000 admin http://www.chortler.com/?p=107 embaPub="ff4d5fbbafdf976cfdc032e3bde78de5";As members of the public, we have the right to know the most minute and sordid details of Tiger Woods’ private life. How dare he leave so many questions unanswered on a slow news day. It is an outrage that information about his domestic life and possible affairs with other women has not been revealed [...]]]> http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/tiger-woods-has-a-lot-of-questions-to-answer-381107/feed 0