Kim Kardashian 33/1 to Marry Tiger Woods Next
Following the sudden breakup of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries after a mere 72 days together as husband and wife, Ladbrokes is providing odds on whom the amply posteriored beauty will marry next.
An athlete stands the best chance of being next in line to say “I do” beside the reality star. An active NBA player is 2/1, and an NFL player is 4/1 to place a ring on Kim’s finger. Professional baseball and hockey players are 5/1 and 6/1 respectively. Recently split-up Grand Prix racer Lewis Hamilton is 25/1 while golfing legend Tiger Woods is 33/1.
Odds are 100/1 that Kim will remarry before 2011 is through and 10/1 that her next marriage will be even shorter.
“We think Kim might take a breather after her whirlwind romance. We can’t rule out her next marriage breaking that record and when she does get hitched again it’s odds-on to be another athlete,” Alex Donohue of Ladbrokes said.
Here are the complete Kim Kardashian special odds:
Year of next marriage (after Kris Humphries)
2011 100/1
2012 3/1
2013 4/7
2014 or later 2/1
Length of next marriage (after Kris Humphries)
Less than 72 days 10/1
Who will she marry next?
Any NBA active player 2/1
Any NFL active player 4/1
Any MLB active player 5/1
Any NHL active player 6/1
Lewis Hamilton 25/1
Tiger Woods 33/1
Jared Leto 33/1
Leonardo DiCaprio 40/1
Jake Gyllenhaal 40/1
George Clooney 50/1
Ashton Kutcher 50/1
Robert Pattinson 66/1
Fernando Verdasco 66/1
Alexander Skarsgard 66/1
Justin Timberlake 80/1
Ian Somerhalder 80/1
Ryan Gosling 100/1
Bradley Cooper 100/1
Chris Pine 100/1
Shemar Moore 100/1
Ernests Gulbis 100/1
Ashley Cole 100/1
Justin Bieber 100/1
Peter Andre 100/1
Tiger Woods 8/1 to Be Hot Dog Pitchman
In the wake of yesterday’s failed sausage attack at the 16th hole of the CordeValle Golf Resort, Tiger Woods is now 8/1 to sign a sponsorship deal with a hot dog company, according to Ladbrokes.
Following the incident at the Frys.com Open, the British bookmaker also has the world’s former top golfer at 8/1 to use a controversial “Belly Putter” during a tournament next year.
Woods can be backed at 12/1 to remain unbeaten during the President’s Cup and 10/1 to recapture his spot as the world’s number one golfer by the end of next year.
“On the golfing front we feel he’s more likely to use the controversial putter before he climbs the rankings again,” Alex Donohue of Ladbrokes said.
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Is Tiger Woods a Sports Cheat Too?
I wanted to write a column with this title over the weekend, but at the time it just seemed too sensational, too outlandish – even for this website. Don’t forget that up until this weekend, everyone was counting Tiger Woods’ mistresses. Nobody was questioning his abilities on the golf course (at least not out loud). Now, with a New York Times report that Anthony Galea a doctor who treated Woods, is under investigation for supplying performance-enhancing drugs to athletes, it feels like it is being asked a little late. But I am not the only one who feels this way. It turns out that the thought had crossed the mind of Los Angeles Times sportswriter Bill Plaschke two years ago.
Two years ago, there were some snickers – including snickers from this writer – over comments by golfing legend Gary Player regarding performance enhancing drugs on the PGA Tour. After all, a jibe in one commercial that stars Tiger Woods says that golf is not a “real sport”. But nevertheless, the unfortunately named Dick Pound, the former president of the World Anti-Doping Agency, said a golfer could very well use and abuse certain substances to calm nerves around the greens and lengthen drives down the fairway.
Just two weeks before Tiger’s crash, one that happened while he was allegedly on prescription drugs, golfer Doug Barron was in court to block a one-year suspension after falling afoul of the PGA Tour anti-doping policy. And now, of course we have The New York Times revelations about one of Woods’ doctors.
But for me the oddest thing about this whole drip, drip, drip of the Woods saga is that he would take time off from golf over what is a personal, domestic issue – something that has nothing to do with his professional life. As painful as marital problems are, people go through them all the time and still show up for work. Often people take an extended hiatus from the job, when they really have something to hide.
Being a billionaire, Woods has the luxury of when he wants to turn up at the office. And in my view, it is more unlikely than likely that Tiger would do anything to enhance an already superior golf game. Still, Barry Bonds was an outstanding baseball player before he started taking steroids. And until three weeks ago, nobody thought Tiger would need to enhance his love life while he is married to a Swedish model.
Woman Claims Not to Have Slept with Tiger Woods
After an extensive investigation by our team of reporters with far too much time on their hands, Chortler.com has managed to find the only woman in America not to have slept with Tiger Woods.
Remarkably, Holly Washburn, an attractive, buxom 31-year-old nightclub hostess, cocktail waitress and porn star, claims never to engaged in any sexual activity with the golf star, despite meeting all of Woods’ criteria for a carnal liaison.
“Of all the bits and pieces to emerge from the Tiger saga, this is truly the most bizarre,” said Adam Federline, a fictional person we invented for the sake of this article.
“I don’t know how Woods’ reputation will sustain this blow,” Federline added, in another made-up quote.
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