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		<title>Mobileless on Planet Earth</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[This past Friday, at exactly 4:04 in the afternoon, I officially became the last person on the planet not to have a mobile phone. The news was delivered to me not by any formal ceremony or letter, but by the sound of Cab Calloway&#8217;s &#8220;Minnie the Moocher&#8221; emanating from somewhere on Mrs. Taylor, my 81-year-old [...]]]></description>
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