Craig Ferguson on Karl Rove
The following jokes were told in the wee, wee hours of August 14, 2007 and were provided
to Chortler by THE LATE LATE SHOW
WITH CRAIG FERGUSON.
The President’s advisor, Karl Rove, announced he’s resigning.
I was surprised. I didn’t think anyone in the White House had an exit strategy.
Karl Rove has been called “Bush’s brain.” Don’t really know if that’s a compliment.
It’s like being called “Paris Hilton’s talent” or “Trump’s hair.”
If Murdoch Leaves Google …
Here are some of the stories we would have missed recently if we did not go directly to the sites owned by Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp.
The imminent Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie break-up. According to a story in Sunday’s New York Post, Brangelina are going to split (yet again). A new book claims that Pitt’s marijuana addiction and Jolie’s psychological instability will lead them to part ways sooner than later. The couple are arguing day and not, says Ian Halperin in “Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.”
If you were unable to buy a copy of The Sun or go directly to the paper’s Web site, you would have missed these shots of George Clooney’s new girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis.
More serious minded readers would have not had the opportunity to read this piece on deficits by Karl Rove, a man who has some experience with deficits.
