If Murdoch Leaves Google …
Here are some of the stories we would have missed recently if we did not go directly to the sites owned by Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp.
The imminent Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie break-up. According to a story in Sunday’s New York Post, Brangelina are going to split (yet again). A new book claims that Pitt’s marijuana addiction and Jolie’s psychological instability will lead them to part ways sooner than later. The couple are arguing day and not, says Ian Halperin in “Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.”
If you were unable to buy a copy of The Sun or go directly to the paper’s Web site, you would have missed these shots of George Clooney’s new girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis.
More serious minded readers would have not had the opportunity to read this piece on deficits by Karl Rove, a man who has some experience with deficits.
Angelina Jolie: I’m Cutting Back on My Male Fantasy Workload
‘m tired. I can’t count the number of films I have appeared in during the past year; I don’t know how many countries I have traveled to in the past week, or how many good causes I am currently involved in. Heck, with the imminent arrival of twins, I am having trouble tracking how many kids Brad and I have. Four? Five? Six? Beats me.
Anyway, the point is I am drained. Something has to give. Therefore, it is with great regret that I must announce to millions of men who comprise a large part of my loyal following that I have been forced to make significant cutbacks to my male fantasy workload.
Last year alone, I played a starring role in over 4 trillion male fantasies, more than half of which took place during an especially grueling week in mid-October, and almost half of those were by a certain Randall J. Wells of 212 Pine Street, Lookout Mountain, Tennessee. (Really Randall what made you think I would be game for some of those things? Dream on buddy.)
So, no more quick sessions on the computer before your wife gets home, no more slow five-finger massages in the sauna on a lonely winter night, no more threesomes with Jennifer Aniston, or foursomes with Jennifer Aniston and Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia (Randall, you and your dirty mind again!). I’m done, finished, retired.
Now pass me a cigarette, big boy.
The Good Shepherd (Robert De Niro, Matt Damon, Angelina Jolie) On DVD April 3
Oscar® winners Matt Damon (The Departed, The Bourne Supremacy),
Angelina Jolie (Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Girl Interrupted) and Robert
De Niro (Raging Bull, Meet the Fockers) star in the edge-of-your-seat
thriller The Good Shepherd, coming to DVD on April 3, 2007 from
Universal Studios Home Entertainment. A tale of secrets, deception and
murder played out at the height of the Cold War, The Good Shepherd is a
gripping film that reveals the untold story of the birth of the Central
Intelligence Agency (CIA). The unparalleled, star-studded supporting cast
boasts Oscar® winners William Hurt, Joe Pesci and Timothy Hutton as
well as Alec Baldwin, Billy Crudup, John Turturro and Sir Michael Gambon.
Tautly directed by De Niro from a script by Academy
Award®-winning writer Eric Roth (Forrest Gump), The Good
Shepherd takes audiences deep into the dark world of international
intelligence and espionage. Featuring over 15 minutes of intense deleted
scenes that heighten the film’s suspense, the DVD will keep audiences
intrigued and wanting more.
In The Good Shepherd, Matt Damon delivers an unforgettably
powerful performance as Edward Wilson, a man whose loyalty to his
country compromises his commitment to everything else, including
his wife, Clover (Angelina Jolie) and son Edward, Jr. (Eddie Redmayne).
After being recruited to work for the Office of Strategic Services (OSS)
by General Sullivan (Robert De Niro) during WWII, Wilson goes on to become
one of the founding operatives of the CIA. Enmeshed in a secret world of
deception and murder, and locked into a brutal battle of wits with his
Soviet counterpart, Wilson’s dedication to his job and youthful idealism
are slowly eroded by his growing suspicion of the people around him.
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