Craig Ferguson Talks About Britney Spears’ Ca

Jokes from THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON monologue for December 1, 2006

The L.A. Auto Show started today.

This year the hybrid cars all the rage. I don’t really know what a hybrid car is.
Part car, part robot.

The car companies don’t really understand what hybrids are supposed to be either.
They don’t know they are supposed to be eco-friendly.

“This Hybrid runs on gasoline and baby seals. It’s for the new millennium.”

Do you know why I like going to auto shows, for the concept cars. The mockup cars of the future.

It’s a big shiny car you’ll never get to drive cause they’ll never make it.

It’s kinda like going to a strip club: “It’s a big shiny woman you’ll never get to have sex with.”

What else is going on? Oh yes Kramer, yes still in the news this week as well.

When this all started on Monday, I would have laid money down that he’d be in rehab by now…

If celebrities stop blaming alcohol, start taking personal responsibility for their craziness,

the rehabs will go out of business.

It’s getting cold for LA. If it gets any colder,
Britney Spears is going to have to start wearing underpants.

Went on ABC News website today and they are calling Britney “The panty-less menace.”

Why are reporters even covering this?…

Aren’t there things going on in the world?

“Yes, today in Iraq, the fighting intensified… hold on.

Breaking news. Britney Spears. Britney Spears’ cat spotted getting out of limo.”