Craig Ferguson on Trump, Rosie and Mark McGuire
Jokes from THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON monologue for January 10, 2007
The president made a speech today so that’s always good. It’s always nice he makes a speech.
He unveiled a plan to send more troops to Iraq.
You know what we should do, send Trump and Rosie, let them go nuts.
The big sports news today as well, Mark McGwire was shutout of the Baseball Hall of Fame.
Cause of the allegations he used steroids.
On the upside though, he was voted into the Shriveled Testicles Hall of Fame.
In regards to Dracula’s castle being for sale:
I wouldn’t buy this castle, even if I had $73 million…
Castle every 20 feet in Scotland. Castles inside other castles.
They were the Starbucks of the Dark Ages.
