Craig Ferguson on the Super Bowl, Babel and Caffeinated Donuts

Jokes from THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON monologue for January 29, 2007

We are going to Super Bowl this weekend!

We are taking the whole show to South Florida or as some people would call it, North Cuba.

Or fun Cuba!

(In regards to last week’s encore episodes)

Anyway, I am definitely back tonight, unless it’s a repeat.

Who knows, I have got a feeling this is going to be such a great show tonight, they will just have to repeat it.

Tonight’s show, will get nominated for an Oscar. I predict. Why not? If Babel can get nominated, why not.

Try not to pay attention to news when I’m on vacation. But so much stuff happened last week.

I leave town for a week, everyone’s running for President!

Hillary’s running, Obama’s running, McCain, Little Miss Sunshine. Everybody!

John Kerry announced he won’t run. And everybody went, “Okay.”

The caffeinated donut! This is sensational!

This is the greatest invention since Gold Bond Medicated Powder.

This took years of research.

Scientists finally stopped wasting their time curing disease to get something important done.

Finally, you can be restless and overweight.