Craig Ferguson on Paula Abdul, Maria Bartiromo and Britney Spears
Jokes from THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON monologue for January 31, 2007
Did you hear about this rumor, that Courtney Love is gonna replace Paula Abdul on “American Idol?…”
It’s all over the internet.
I didn’t think they would be able to get someone even crazier.
Maria Bartiromo, her nickname is the “Money Honey.”
That’s her nickname right now.
If she’s not careful she’ll become “Dough Ho” or “Bank Skank” maybe.
People are always trading on the stock market. They want to get rich quick.
There is only one scheme that’s been proven to get rich quick and that is – marrying Britney Spears. There is no other way.
