Craig Ferguson on Britney Spears and Kevin Federline
(In regards to Britney Spears and Kevin Federline)
They are insisting there is no honeymoon sex tape…I could have told you that.
Making a sex tape involves some work so K-fed is not going to be involved with that.
The rest the opening monologue from The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson on November 21st.
(In regards to Google)
It’s a great day for America…
The Google stock is $500 a share now. I have no clue what that means.
If you want to find out, you can Google it.
(In regards to the new $1 coin)
I don’t think America will embrace the dollar coin. Americans don’t want the dollar coin don’t you know that.
Americans want the new coin as much as they want the O.J. Simpson special.
(In reg
Spielberg’s right, maybe we should clean up television, but maybe he should put his money where his mouth is. He should make some TV shows…
Take some of his movies, turn them into television series.
Have ET fight crime.
“He’s a maverick cop who doesn’t play by the rules. And he’s from another planet. It’s E.T.P.D.”
