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		<title>Harper Seven Beckham 33/1 to Play Soccer for USA</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2011 11:47:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Wall Street Journal reported over the weekend that novelty betting may make its way to Las Vegas. But for now, quirky wagers are most likely to be found in the UK and Ireland &#8230; Ladbrokes has given David and Victoria Beckham&#8217;s new daughter, Harper Seven, 33/1 odds to play international soccer for the USA. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Political Fight Breaks Out After Hockey Loss in Slovakia</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2011 03:07:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[ivan gasparovic]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The gloves came off between two leading politicians in Slovakia during the immediate aftermath of the country&#8217;s 4-3 loss to Russia at the World Hockey Championships last Tuesday in Bratislava. According to a report in the Slovak newspaper SME, Ivan Gasparovic and Iveta Radovica, the president and prime minister of the hockey-mad nation, respectively, ran [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Beckham 33/1 to Light London Flame</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2011 11:19:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[International soccer star David Beckham has been given odds of 33/1 to light the 2012 London Olympic flame by Irish bookmaker Paddy Power. The same odds were given to any member of the Royal Family. Former British Olympic champions Steve Redgrave (rowing) and Kelly Holmes (track and field) are the favorites to get the Games [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Continuous Upward Ride of the Market</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2011 12:05:14 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Surprise, surprise, the markets continue to climb.

It used to be that when one invested money somewhere, anywhere there was such as a thing as risk.   An investment, for all its upside potential, could also turn sour.  Unforeseen events could dent what had once seemed like a sure thing.
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		<title>Does The New York Times Hope People Will Be Driven Offline?</title>
		<link>http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/does-the-new-york-times-hope-people-will-be-driven-offline-3812623</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2011 09:39:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[new york times]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whoops, in the past five minutes I have surfed my way across five articles on The New York Times’ website – which means another 15 minutes at this rate and I will have exhausted my monthly quota as a non-subscriber to their new digital plan.]]></description>
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		<title>The Japanese Earthquake: 8 Unexpected Consequences</title>
		<link>http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/the-japanese-earthquake-8-unexpected-consequences-3812608</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2011 14:15:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Correspondent Chris Gould examines some of the unforeseen results of the devastating March 11 earthquake and tsunami in Japan.]]></description>
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		<title>Jim Rogers Would Shut the Fed</title>
		<link>http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/jim-rogers-would-shut-the-fed-3812546</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2011 14:07:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Breakout is the new financial program on Yahoo! Finance which officially began yesterday. Renowned investor Jim Rogers was one of the first guests, and he didn&#8217;t mince words about his feelings for Ben Bernanke and the organization he heads, the Federal Reserve. The interview strayed into the hypothetical when host Jeff Mackie asked Rogers what [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Canadians First to Get Hosed by NYTimes.com Subscription</title>
		<link>http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/canadians-first-to-get-hosed-by-nytimes-com-subscription-3812534</link>
		<comments>http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/canadians-first-to-get-hosed-by-nytimes-com-subscription-3812534#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2011 16:34:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[digital subscription]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This has to be the last straw. As if Canadians don&#8217;t get teased and picked on enough by those south of the border, here comes a message this morning from the New York Times regarding its upcoming digital subscription program. Today, we are rolling out digital subscriptions to our readers in Canada, which will enable [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Richard Branson Pops Pills</title>
		<link>http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/richard-branson-pops-pills-3812521</link>
		<comments>http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/richard-branson-pops-pills-3812521#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2011 11:30:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hirsute adventurer and entreprenteur Richard Branson has revealed the secret of success: It wasn&#8217;t hard work, perseverence or ingenuity, but rather NZT, a pill that can make a person smart, rich and powerful. The Branson pill plug is part of the promotional activity ahead of the nation-wide theatrical release of Limitless, a thriller about an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More Wagers on the Royal Wedding</title>
		<link>http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/more-wagers-on-the-royal-wedding-3812514</link>
		<comments>http://www.chortler.com/archives/stories/more-wagers-on-the-royal-wedding-3812514#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2011 10:02:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[William Hill is offering more bets which can be placed on Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding. Among them are wagers on the royal car breaking down on the way to Westminster Abbey for the April 29 ceremony: 66/1. The time Kate will arrive at the Abbey: 11.00 am and 11.03 am is the favorite [...]]]></description>
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