My Time at Apple Has Arrived
The following attempt at humor was our entry in the Lulu.com November writing contest. It was also rejected by The New Yorker.
Frankly, I was a little surprised to receive word from the board of directors at Apple that they wanted me to become the company’s next CEO. They needed me immediately, they said. I was not sure about leaving my present post as a teacher of English as a Second Language in rural Lithuania all of sudden. This would certainly not sit well with the local head of the Peace Corps in Vilnius.
