The man who Howard Stern labeled the “sweetest motherf***er around” is his loveable crude and offensive self as witnessed here, here and here.
Here are the notes from the release:
Artie Lange was introduced to The Howard Stern Show in 1998 when he accompanied his friend Norm MacDonald into the studio. He made such an impression during his first appearance on the program that he was asked to become a full-time member of the cast after Jackie Martling left the show in 2001.
Prior to the Stern Show, Lange was a member of the original cast of the sketch comedy series MADtv. After MADtv, Lange continued his television work on Norm MacDonald’s sitcom, Norm. In addition to television, Artie’s filmography includes Dirty Work, Lost and Found, The Bachelor, Old School, Elf, and Beer League.
In 2008, Lange co-wrote an autobiographical book with Anthony Bozza titled “Too Fat to Fish,” which appeared at number one on the New York Times best seller list under hardcover non-fiction.
“(The) ‘Bonnie and Clyde’ star was a late bloomer and didn’t lose his virginity until he was almost 20 — but he would make up for lost time in the decades to follow, bedding just about every woman on Hollywood’s ever-changing A-list, as well as any other woman who happened to, literally, cross paths with him.” The New York Post, January 3, 2010.
Our team of investigative reporters with far too much time on their hands has managed to track down actor Warren Beatty’s to-do list for the week March 11-15, 1973.
Monday
Meeting with agent over bagels and coffee
Take suit to drycleaners
Sex with Joan Collins
Tuesday
Semi-annual dental appointment
Walk sister’s dog
Sex with Jane Fonda
Wednesday
Finish Times’ crossword
Read over scripts
Sex with Diane Keaton
Thursday
Fix clogged drain
Feed the parrot
Sex with Julie Christie
Friday
Get maid to clean the apartment (sex with maid)
Lunch (sex with waitress)
Call plumber about clogged drain (sex with plumber – if female)
After an extensive investigation by our team of reporters with far too much time on their hands, Chortler.com has managed to find the only woman in America not to have slept with Tiger Woods.
Remarkably, Holly Washburn, an attractive, buxom 31-year-old nightclub hostess, cocktail waitress and porn star, claims never to engaged in any sexual activity with the golf star, despite meeting all of Woods’ criteria for a carnal liaison.
“Of all the bits and pieces to emerge from the Tiger saga, this is truly the most bizarre,” said Adam Federline, a fictional person we invented for the sake of this article.
“I don’t know how Woods’ reputation will sustain this blow,” Federline added, in another made-up quote.
The Avett Brothers have announced their 2010 spring tour dates. Their album I and Love and You debuting at number 16 on the Billboard charts and has sold over 40,000 units during the first week.
The video for “Slight Figure of Speech” premieres today on the comedy site, FunnyOrDie.com, with a guest appearance by funny man Andy Daly. The video was directed by fellow North Carolina native Jody Hill, the brain behind HBO’s cult classic “Eastbound & Down”.
Beginning their spring tour on February 4th in Athens, OH the band will travel throughout the US and end up in Cumberland, MD on May 28th
After an extensive investigation by our team of reporters with far too much time on their hands, Chortler.com has managed to find the only woman in America not to have slept with Tiger Woods.