Baseball Limericks: Alex Rodriguez, Bud Selig, Albert Pujols
Spring is knocking on the door in many places and that can only mean one thing: baseball limericks are in bloom. Thankfully, a new site – named appropriately enough Baseball Limericks – has been formed to become a portal for all things baseball limericky.
Here are a couple of examples of what you will find on the site. If you believe you can do better then by all means submit:
Alex Rodriguez
There once was a Yankee named Alex
Who neared the home run apex
He took his glove and his lumber
On holiday throughout October
Yet George kept sending the paychecks
Bud Selig
There once was a man named Selig
Who vied to be baseball’s bigwig
He couldn’t rely on class
To be among the top brass
So he slimed his way into the gig
Albert Pujols
If pitching a shutout is one of your goals
Show batters your pinpoint control
Finesse them beaucoup
But whatever you do
Don’t hang a curveball near Albert Pujols
