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Wednesday, March 26, 2008 07:03:40 AM
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Craig Ferguson on Sinbad, Hillary Clinton a Trip to Bosnia
The following jokes were told in the wee, wee hours of March 26, 2008 and were provided
to Chortler by THE LATE LATE SHOW
WITH CRAIG FERGUSON.
Not such a great day for Hillary Clinton. Been caught telling a lie.
Now everyone’s up in arms about it.
She said she still has a chance of winning the nomination – joking.
Said when she landed in Bosnia 12 years ago, she was dodging bullets.
Yes, comedian Sinbad broke the story.
Nothing says great journalism to me like the co-star of “Jingle all the Way.”
Sinbad went on a trip to Bosnia with…Sheryl Crow & Hillary Clinton.
Sounds like a Movie of the Week on Lifetime or something,
“Can a standup comedian, a woman rocker, and a tough drill-sergeant
heal the war-torn Balkans?”
Crazy if Hillary’s campaign is derailed by a comedian. It has happened before.
When John McCain first ran for the Senate,
he was called a liar by the most famous comedian of that time: Mark Twain.
Barack Obama called Hillary today -
to thank her for distracting everyone away from the whole crazy pastor.
Because Obama’s campaign is all about hope -
Hoping Hillary keeps saying stupid crap and getting herself in trouble.
The following jokes were told in the wee, wee hours of March 26, 2008 and were provided
to Chortler by THE LATE LATE SHOW
WITH CRAIG FERGUSON.