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Tuesday, March 18, 2008 02:58:36 AM

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Craig Ferguson on St. Patrick's Day and Eliot Spitzer



The following jokes were told in the wee, wee hours of March 18, 2008 and were provided to Chortler by THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON.


Did you hear, a bar in NYC has banned the song “Danny Boy.”
On St. Patrick’s Day! Isn’t that outrageous?
It’s like West Hollywood banning the song “It’s Raining Men.”

By now, we all know what happened tot Eliot Spitzer, the old governor of NY.
Last week he was caught with a high-class call-girl.
I am not sure what makes a call-girl high-class.
I think they use an English accent when they spank you.


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