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Saturday, March 08, 2008 04:15:06 AM

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Craig Ferguson on Hillary Clinton and 10,000 BC

The following jokes were told in the wee, wee hours of March 8, 2008 and were provided to Chortler by THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON.

Hillary Clinton did very well this week.
The Clintons say they’re a lot closer to getting back in the White House.
Which Bill is very excited about so he can get those magazines he left under the mattress.

Did you know there is a new study that says men who help with the housework have more sex?
Mostly with other men I think.

Big movie opening today I am very excited about,“10,000 BC”.
It’s a prehistoric adventure, where the Neanderthals battle for supremacy.
There is lots of screaming and grunting. It’s like “The View,” but more civilized.


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