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Tuesday, March 04, 2008 03:52:43 AM

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Craig Ferguson on Rush Limbaugh

The following jokes were told in the wee, wee hours of March 4, 2008 and were provided to Chortler by THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON.

There is a building in NYC that is keeping loiterers away by using a device that plays annoying, high-pitched screeching sounds.
It’s called “The View.”

Rush Limbaugh is urging Republicans to vote Hillary Clinton in the Texas primary tomorrow.
I know! Political experts say this can only mean one thing - that Rush is back on drugs.


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