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Wednesday, September 05, 2007 10:12:11 AM


Britney Spears Waits for Water to Boil

Her career and her personal life may be headed in a disastrous tailspin, but that doesn't mean Britney Spears is lacking in things to do.

Last night, while preparing her special, homemade macaroni and cheese and Twinkies dinner for the kids, Britney placed a pot of water on the stove.

She then lit the stove and watched and waited for the water to boil. They say a watched pot never boils and boy was it the case for the former Mrs. Kevin Federline. She watched and waited, waited and watched, hummed the Gilligan's Island theme song and watched and waited … still no boiling.

Finally, after what must have been twice the amount of time an ordinary watched pot takes to the boil, the first inkling of a boiling bubble appeared.

Won't anything go right along the journey of this celebrity train wreck?

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