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Thursday, August 30, 2007 07:58:35 AM


Jennifer Aniston Spits Out Cherry Pit

Poor Jennifer Aniston.

America's long-suffering sweetheart, who was so unceremoniously dumped by Brad Pitt, has had to confront and overcome another difficult situation.

And Jennifer proved up to the task.

A bowl of cherries found its way into the living room of Jennifer's opulent home. Being the risk-taker that she is, Jennifer reached out and sampled one of the cherries.

After savoring it for a second and a half, Jennifer arrived at the part of the cherry where the pit is located. Using the adeptness and adroitness that have become so familiar to a nation, Jennifer managed to spit out the pit.

She then reached out for another cherry and repeated the process.

Life has its share of hardships for all of us, but why do some seem to receive a disproportionate amount of adversity.

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