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Monday, August 27, 2007 08:35:29 AM
Britney Spears Crosses Street
Summertime excitement and Britney Spears go hand in hand.
Ergo, it should come as no surprise to ardent Spears watchers
that summer 2007 should fall into the historical pattern.
A typical street on a typical Sunday in Malibu was the setting
for an occasion that won't soon be forgotten by people who should
really be spending their time doing other things: Yes, Ms. Britney Spears just
happened to walk across this aforementioned street.
Here, after speaking with numerous eyewitnesses, is how we believe Britney's
street-crossing most likely transpired:
Spears prepared herself mentally as she waited for a light to turn green.
When it did, a mere 15 seconds later, she was a woman
with a purpose. She looked both ways and then the action started.
Placing her right foot forward, she allowed her left foot pass her right one in a forward motion, then her right foot
went ahead again,
followed by the left again ...
On it went, until Britney found herself on the opposite end of the street.
An exciting end to an exciting event in an extemely exciting life.
Summertime excitement and Britney Spears go hand in hand.
Ergo, it should come as no surprise to ardent Spears watchers
that summer 2007 should fall into the historical pattern.
