Monday, August 20, 2007 09:52:42 AM
Will It Be Red or Blue for Jessica Simpson?
Tough choices await Jessica Simpson today, and America is dying to know which way she will go.
The woman born with more natural, God-given talent than 1,000 average people confronts the decision of whether to wear red or blue.
Long-term readers of this column are aware that Simpson is no stranger to making difficult choices. In 1997, when just a mere teenager, she opted to hold the pickles on a Burger King Whopper.
Eight years later, Jessica, one of the greatest entertainers, nay, individuals who has ever lived, chose to take an umbrella with her on a trip to the supermarket because of the off chance it might have rained that day.
Now, in a mere few hours, we will know if August 20, 2007 will be remembered as the day Jessica Simpson wore red or blue.
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