Thursday, August 16, 2007 09:25:28 AM
Britney Spears Shifts Weight To Left Buttock
Attention Britney Spears fans. Listen up. Colossal news today.
The erstwhile spouse of Kevin Federline watched three hours of television, including "The View", "The Price Is Right" and "The Young and the Restless", while her weight was stationed slightly more on her right buttock.
The former pop princess then shifted her weight so that her left buttock would bear slightly more of her weight for the next three hours. While in this position, she managed to see parts, if not all, of "Days of Our Lives", "All My Children" and "Oprah".
So you see, despite what rumormongers and critics might say, Britney is an amazing young woman who just happens to be going through a rough patch that might last a decade or two.
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