Wednesday, August 15, 2007 08:15:47 AM
Nick Lachey Blinks
If anyone out there wonders why online gossip reporters spend inordinate amounts of their adult lives following the daily activities of today's stars, then here is your answer: Nick Lachey, ie, the Nick Lachey, aka the great Nick Lachey, blinked today.
Yes, the man who once shared a marital bed with Jessica Simpson closed and opened his eyes in a seemingly involuntary manner on numerous occasions during a 24-hour period, our reporters can confidently claim upon obtaining information from highly reliable sources.
However, it does not stop there. Blinking, it turns out, is just one of a multitude of bodily activities and functions Lachey, currently latched to Vanessa Minnillo, is capable of performing on any given day.
Will the wonders of celebritydom never cease?
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