Monday, August 13, 2007 06:55:50 AM
Jessica Simpson Breathes Air
Wonderful. Captivating. Magnificent. These are just three of the words which can found in the English language.
Not surprisingly, all three apply to the tres, tres talented Jessica Simpson, the poor woman forced to spend the rest of her days sans Nick Lachey.
Jessica, however, has not let her much-publicized divorce interfere with her daily life.
Besides being an avid hand-washer and toenail-clipper, Jessica has shown herself to be a remarkably adept breather of air - both in inhaling and exhaling.
That is to say, Jessica is able to draw in oxygen through her lungs and later expel it as carbon dioxide.
What a marvelous time to be alive and share the planet with such a truly gifted individual.
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