Wednesday, August 08, 2007 10:11:52 AM
Nick Lachey Completes Sentence
The stars never cease to fascinate. That's why they're stars, and why so much virtual ink is poured writing about them.
And none fascinate more so than Mr. Nick Lachey, the former husband of Jessica Simpson, brother-in-law to Ashlee and current courter of Vanessa Minnillo.
What has he done this time?
The loquacious Lachey used his linguistic legerdemain to utter a complete, errorless sentence - wowing nearby listeners in the process.
"I'd really like a Big Mac," said Lachey, demonstrating his mastery of our mother tongue by utilizing a pronoun, a verb, an object, an indefinite article and even, astonishingly, throwing in an adverb.
Jessica, there may still be time to reconsider.
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