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Tuesday, August 07, 2007 09:12:00 AM


Jennifer Aniston Finds Hole in Sock

When we think of Jennifer Aniston, we think of disappointment, lack of amorous fulfillment, romantic rejection.

Those feelings were reinforced on the news that this luminous lady, for whom all of America has reserved a place in its heart, found a hole in one of her socks yesterday.

Granted, it wasn't a large hole. In fact, it probably wouldn't have dented the spirits of the more cold-hearted and calculating members of the celebrity elite, but this is the delicate, fragile Jennifer Aniston we're talking about here.

If we could leave our roles as dispassionate gossip correspondents for one moment, we would sincerely hope that this kind, gentle soul is able to put this latest hardship behind her as soon as possible and move on.

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