Monday, August 06, 2007 10:08:33 AM
Jessica Simpson Pets Cat
(Okay, we know we missed the obvious Jessica Simpson Strokes Pussy headline. But hey, when given the choice between cheap laughs and no laughs, we always select the latter. I mean, have you seen the rates they pay mediocre online satirists these days? Why bother even trying to be funny?)
Jessica Simpson, the young lady many have described as over-talented, walked up to a cat today and petted it.
Simpson approached the tabby, bent down slightly and used two forward strokes, followed by three back strokes, a rub under the chin and finished with a totally unexpected scratch behind the ears.
This fascinating action by this fascinating woman has added yet another fascinating dimension to the elder of the Simpson siblings, the saga of which continues to fascinate.
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