Monday, July 30, 2007 08:53:08 AM
Jessica Simpson Goes To Sleep
Anyone who tells you that Jessica Simpson is just
an average American girl who was propelled to fame by
the power of publicists will now have to eat his or her words.
The other night the elder of the phenomenally gifted Simpson
girls turned over an astonishing 52 times during a single night
of sleep (or twice the national average).
It began with Jessica slipping into slumber on her left side,
then switching back to her right, then over to her left, back to the right,
left, right, left, right …
And so it went on a exceptionally exciting evening Simpson sleep
aficionados will long remember.
Take that Vanessa Minnillo.
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