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Tuesday, April 10, 2007 08:45:28 AM
RESULTS
Bad Poetry Contest Results
Hold your noses. Below we have the best worst entries in our bad
poetry contest. We're giving away
Leonard Cohen and
Anjani CDs to our winner.
If the poetry is so bad you can't handle it, then you can always listen to Leonard Cohen
here,
here,
here and
here.
Wake Up And Smell The Coffee
Sometimes, just before my eyes open
I hear rustling and feel the coolness
of an empty bed.
I wonder where
has she gone?
My armpits and breath
smell like sewage
that cannot be salvaged!
Then I smell an aroma
and miss her more.
Wish I had a girlfriend
instead of a maid.
Would save me money
bring some comfort
though my clothes wouldn't be
ironed so crisply.
underwear included.
