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Tuesday, April 10, 2007 05:21:42 AM
RESULTS
Worst Pick-Up Line Contest Results
Below are the worst pick-up lines submitted by our readers.
The winner will receive David Martin's Something
in Your Eyes CD.
Hey, I didn't know you were as big a fan of Chortler.com as I am.
Ya wanna screw or what?
I know I have never met you, but I would love to be missing you in the morning.
You smell really classy … like swordfish!
Hi, Mike Oxard, whats your name?
Would you come home with me? I have new french doors that need two knockers like yours.
Hey - you remind me of my dead sister..."
And the winner is ...
Are you wearing astronaunt pants?
Because you booty is out of this world.
About Something in Your Eyes
Something
in Your Eyes, Martin’s self-produced debut album, reaches for and attains a lush romanticism that is utterly free of irony and self-consciousness, while offering elegant melodies, dramatic transitions and one memorable chorus hook after another. All of these virtues are dramatically apparent on “Something in Your Eyes”, his first single.
Recall the classic hits of the ‘70s and ‘80s, presented by such craftsmen of the lost art as Billy Joel and Sting, and you realize that David Martin has picked up where these artists left off a quarter century ago. The company David keeps on the record is also testament to talent of this striking new artist. The album was mixed by Jeff Juliano (John Mayer, Dave Matthews Band, Jason Mraz), and David surrounded himself with a group of A-list players including Neil Robins (Dirt Poor Robins) and distinct drummer Manu Katché (Sting, Peter Gabriel).
“The coolest part of the recording process is that we all became great friends while making the record,” David says. “That is what I love about music — it always comes back to relationships. My philosophy all along has been to pick the people I felt would provide the right vibe for the record and let them be who they are and do what they do. Everyone brought all they had and poured it out in the recording.”
