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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 10:26:32 AM
CONTESTS
The Say Something Nice About Ann Coulter Contest Results
Below are the best responses in our Say Something Nice About Ann Coulter Contest.
We're giving away
a copy of the hilarious Zach Galifianakis: Live at
the Purple Onion to the winner.
She has nicer teeth than Barbaro.
She doesn't look that much like a man in drag.
Uhhhhhh ... wellll ... uhhhhh ... Ahh, forget it.
She's better looking than Eva Braun.
With all that lovely blonde hair, I'll bet she would make some very
pretty colored flames if we were to burn her. [LEGAL DISCLAIMER: I am not advocating that we burn her. I just want
her to shut up.]
She looks like she was designed by El Greco.
Her neck is shorter than a giraffe's.
She has nice nails and nice fangs
And the winner is ...
For an anorexic bleach blonde, she is an amazingly agile
contortionist in her ability to so frequently place
her cranium up her posterior, whilst her foot is planted quite firmly in her mouth.
Zach Galifianakis: Live at the Purple Onion, filmed in 2005 at San Francisco's
famed nightclub, showcases the versatile funnyman serving
up a healthy dose of quirky comedy. Set to piano, Zach's
rants often involve the audience, whether or not they are expecting
to participate, in his routine. Interspersed throughout the DVD is a
remarkably emotional, hilarious interview between Zach's "twin brother"
Seth and Brian Unger (NPR's "Day To Day" satirical reporter,
"The Daily Show"), shedding light on how Zach came to be where he is today.
There is also a glimpse into Zach's bizarre personal life as the camera's
follow him off-stage.
Bonus features include deleted scenes and extra behind the scenes
footage from the show, and more.
Zach Galifianakis started his so-called career in the back
of a hamburger joint in New York. His star has risen in the past few
years due to his lead role in "The Comedians of Comedy" tour (the theatrical film
release as well as the episodic hit on Comedy Central), as well as the Comedy Central
series "Dog Bites Man."
Zach Galifianakis: Live at the Purple Onion, filmed in 2005 at San Francisco's
famed nightclub, showcases the versatile funnyman serving
up a healthy dose of quirky comedy. Set to piano, Zach's
rants often involve the audience, whether or not they are expecting
to participate, in his routine. Interspersed throughout the DVD is a
remarkably emotional, hilarious interview between Zach's "twin brother"
Seth and Brian Unger (NPR's "Day To Day" satirical reporter,
"The Daily Show"), shedding light on how Zach came to be where he is today.
There is also a glimpse into Zach's bizarre personal life as the camera's
follow him off-stage.
Bonus features include deleted scenes and extra behind the scenes
footage from the show, and more.
