Wednesday, March 07, 2007 02:49:46 AM
LATE LATE
Craig Ferguson On Powerball And Scooter Libby
Jokes from THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON monologue for March 6, 2007
Nation’s largest Powerball Lottery earlier tonight in Times Square…
Over $350-million is the prize…
Hasn’t been that many people trying get lucky in Times Square since the hookers left.
If you missed the drawing, the numbers are --- not yours.
Justice was served today.
Vice President Dick Cheney’s former Chief of Staff Scooter Libby is going to prison.
Scooter Libby going to jail.
With a name like Scooter, I’m sure he’ll be popular.
You know what they say about scooters? They’re fun to ride until your friends see you.
You know people say Scooter Libby is taking a bullet for Dick Cheney.
I am not sure about that cause if Cheney wants someone to take a bullet for him, he usually delivers it himself.
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