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What I Would Do With Britney Spears' Hair Contest Results

The following our the top entries in our "What I Would Do With Britney Spears' Hair Contest.


I would make an extremely manly Tom Selleck moustache and even manlier Sean Connery chest wig.

Fashion a Rapunzel-style rope so Britney can escape from the asylum.

Stick to a balloon-head for Britney's kids. Perfect for the Mom who's never home!

I would probably make a mop out if it and put at least part of her to some good use.

I would glue it to my wife and hope she would absorb the "great mother genes".



We're giving away copies of River's End, a new film out today on DVD to the best answers we receive.

About River's End

Clay Watkins (Sam Huntington, "Fanboys," "Superman Returns"), an angry teenager haunted by the death of his father, has moved to the small town where his grandfather, Buster Watkins (Barry Corbin, "Northern Exposure"), is sheriff. Angry and struggling, Clay just can't seem to stay out of trouble. Buster sets up a roadblock on Clay's collision course with the law by presenting him with a choice: successfully navigate by canoe a 60-mile stretch of the rugged and perilous Pecos River or go to jail.

Through the hardship, danger and stark beauty of life on the river, Clay confronts the fear and grief at the root of his anger and learns a few things about being a good man.

The cast also includes Caroline Goodall ("Schindler's List") as widow Sarah Watkins, Clay's distraught mother; Charles Durning ("The Sting," "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas"); and Clint Howard ("Cinderella Man," "My Dog Skip").

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