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Friday, February 23, 2007 09:25:49 AM
RESULTS
Extremely Bald Britney Spears Caption Contest Results


"Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's Gate . . . "

"Hey, y'all, I'm just really into Sinead O'Conner, okay? Down with the Pope!"

Resistance is futile: newly assimilated Borg Queenie waiting to enter "The Collective."

Britney misunderstood Hefner's offer to appear shaved in his magazine.

Amazing, you can see right through!

Britney completely misunderstood her mom's analagy about K-Fed being a "louse" she needed to get rid of.

Now the Drapes match the Carpet.

Brtiney really prepared herself for her first british soccer match.


And the winner ...

Who knew that Britney would get it so wrong when Paris suggested she should either get a Brazilian or at least shave...


We're giving away a copy of The Prestige (starring Hugh Jackman, Scarlett Johansson and Christian Bale) to the winner of our Extremely Bald Britney Spears Caption Contest.

About Prestige

Touchstone Home Entertainment announces the DVD debut of the Academy Award® Nominated (Achievement in Art Direction and Achievement in Cinematography), electrifying thriller, The Prestige—on DVD February 20. From acclaimed director Christopher Nolan (Memento, Batman Begins, Insomnia) and starring a powerhouse cast including Golden Globe® Nominee Hugh Jackman (Kate and Leopold), Christian Bale (Batman Begins, American Psycho), four-time Golden Globe® Nominee Scarlett Johansson (Lost in Translation, Match Point, A Love Song for Bobby Long, Girl with a Pearl Earring) and the legendary two-time Academy Award® Winner Michael Caine (Best Supporting Actor for The Cider House Rules< and Hannah and Her Sisters), The Prestige is the mysterious story of two magicians in Victorian-era London whose intense rivalry leads them on a life-long battle for supremacy filled with obsession, deceit and jealousy with astonishing twists and deadly consequences.

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