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Friday, February 23, 2007 06:31:18 AM
RESULTS Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and Mary Bilge Caption Contest Results
Tom asks a friend to fulfil his marital o -blige- ations
Hoping to scotch the adoption rumours, Cruise and Holmes finally relented to
media pressure and unveiled the baby.
And the winner is ...
Grammy winner Mary J. Blige flanked by a pair of odd,
slovenly book(Thetan)ends-who will do anything to have their picture taken.
We're giving away Finesse Mitchell: Live -- featuring one the hottest comedians in America and just out
to the winner of our Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and Mary Bilge Caption Contest.
About Finesse Mitchell: Live
Atlanta-born Finesse Mitchell hooks you first with
his Southern charm before he goes in for the comedic kill.
In this live performance, Mitchell slays his audience with his
hilarious takes on dating, being raised by a teen mom, movie
theater etiquette and meeting Saturday Night Live celebrity
guests Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston and Prince during his first
year as an official cast member on the show. Endearingly candid,
wildly funny and often downright raunchy, Mitchell is a hot young
comic not to be missed!
Reviews:
Snap Famous is one of the funniest stand-up comedy performances I've seen in a long time!" - His Manager
"I knew he was a fool, but now I think he might be a little retarded." - His mom
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