Updated daily because we have nothing better to do.
Thursday, February 08, 2007 07:30:11 AM
RESULTS Find A Name For Britney Spears' Vagina Contest Results
We care so much for Britney Spears's vagina -- after all we've been seeing so much of it of late --
that we decided to hold a contest to give it a name. The following our winning entries:
Jaws
Spearbait
"You Go Girl" 'cause it's tired and seriously overused
Spearcatcher
Trailer Gash
We're giving away t-shirts from Starveillance t-shirts to all of our winners.
About Starveillance
A new half-hour series from Eric Fogel, the creator of MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch, Starveillance takes a hilarious jab at celebrities and pop culture through claymation re-enactments of both real events and events that ‘may’ have happened. Picking up where gossip mags leave off, Starveillance gives viewers a fly-on-the-wall perspective on these wacky re-enactments, including marriage proposals, intimate bedroom arguments, off-camera antics and more.