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Wednesday, February 07, 2007 12:56:37 PM
RESULTS Help Find Donald Rumsfeld A Job Contest Results
It was a close one. And unfortunately there could only be one winner in our Help
Find Donald Rumsfeld A New Job Contest. Here are the results:
Runner-Up: He could start his own greeting-card company. As he used a signing machine
instead of personally signing over 1000 letters of condolence to the
families of dead soldiers, he knows how to use the equipment. He could go
for pesonalised ones for an emerging market:
"Sorry your son died in the Middle East".
"Condolences on the destruction of your school".
Winner: Since Pinocchio became a real boy, Geppetto has been
looking for another puppet on a string.
The winner will receive a DVD of Street Fight.
About Street Fight
Street Fight chronicles the bare-knuckles race for Mayor of Newark, N.J.
between Cory Booker, a 32-year-old Rhodes Scholar/Yale Law School grad,
and Sharpe James, the four-term incumbent and undisputed champion of New Jersey politics.
Fought in Newark's neighborhoods and housing projects, the battle pits
Booker against an old style political machine that uses any means necessary
to crush its opponents: city workers who do not support the mayor are demoted;
"disloyal" businesses are targeted by code enforcement; a campaigner is detained
and accused of terrorism; and disks of voter data are burglarized in the night.
Street Fight tells a gripping story of the underbelly of democracy where
elections are not about spin-doctors, media consultants, or photo ops. In Newark,
we discover, elections are won and lost in the streets.