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Best Entries from the Britney Spears Caption Contest


K-Fed's alimony meant Spears had to take a second job.

Excuse me, Can you help me with this? I got this far but I'm not sure what to do next.

Say, this vibrator wont fit.

Britney marries Texico

And the winner is ...

Doesn't it seem odd that the skull-and-crossbones are on Britney and not the gasoline?


We're giving away a copy of the book Fired! as well as a poster from the new movie of the same name -- which just so happens to be in theaters this week.


About Fired!

Featuring: Tim Allen, David Cross, Andy Dick, Tate Donovan, Andy Borowitz, Jeff Garlin, Richard Kind, Anne Meara, Bob Odenkirk, Robert Reich, Jeffrey Ross, Harry Shearer, Ben Stein, Sarah Silverman

Opens: This Friday February 2nd @ City Cinemas, Village East, NYC http://citycinemas.moviefone.com/

Synopsis:

If you spend any time at all in the workplace you’re going to get laid off, down-sized, let go, out-sourced, axed, terminated, canned, cancelled, dismissed…FIRED!

When actress Annabelle Gurwitch was fired from a play by Woody Allen she wondered how she would cope with being fired by a cultural icon. Turning to friends in show business she was assured she was not alone. Once the subject had been broached, everyone she knew from her rabbi and gynecologists to her colleagues had advice and their own accounts of getting the boot to offer. This set her off on a journey to answer the question: was being fired going to be the best thing or worst thing that had happened in her working life.

Gurwitch began researching and traveling the country, interviewing people as diverse as Tim Allen, Sarah Silverman, Jeff Garlin, Anne Meara, David Cross and GM workers in Lansing, Michigan whose perspectives ranged from the tragically comedic to proving that old adage when one door closes another door opens, to the just plain tragic. Annabelle attended job fairs, received “outplacement services”, interviewed human resource directors, downsizers, and the downsized who were seeking new jobs.

Fired! reminds us that her that all great success come out of failure and being fired can be a part of the growth process, that humor helps, and that if you’re employed in America today your firing may be the best and the worst thing that can happen in your working life.

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