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Wednesday, February 07, 2007 05:08:07 AM
RESULTS The Say Something Nice About Dick Cheney Contest Winners
So many people had so many nice things to say about Dick Cheney that we could only show
the nicest of them all.
The winning entries will receive the latest album from Yusuf Islam (formerly Cat Stevens).
He can shoot lawyers in the face then have them apologise.
His three hairs are always neatly combed.
At least he didn’t shoot me in the face
I think crooked mean ass smiles with a snarled lip are way cool.
For a fat guy he doesn't sweat much.
He's a unifying force for Liberals.
When he shoots a friend in the face while hunting, he allows him to recover in the hospital undisturbed.
He's not as bad as Satan.
Have you ever walked through cool grass barefoot,
only to step into a warm freshly laid turd? He makes
dog poop between the toes a pleasant experience.
He's really good at hide and seek.
And the winners are ...
He didn't prosecute his friend for ruining his quail hunting trip, what a pal!
His face will curdle fresh milk at fifteen paces (for when you need
to make soda bread but have no sour milk.)
About Yusuf Islam
After 28 years, legendary artist Yusuf, formerly Cat Stevens,
is back with a new album titled "An Other Cup." Acclaimed around
the globe for his devotion to peace and charity, Yusuf has received
a series of prestigious awards for his life's work. He was named as
the 2004 "Man for Peace," voted for by a committee of all Nobel peace
laureates and presented by Mikhail Gorbachev.
So many people had so many nice things to say about Dick Cheney that we could only show
the nicest of them all.
The winning entries will receive the latest album from Yusuf Islam (formerly Cat Stevens).
After 28 years, legendary artist Yusuf, formerly Cat Stevens,
is back with a new album titled "An Other Cup." Acclaimed around
the globe for his devotion to peace and charity, Yusuf has received
a series of prestigious awards for his life's work. He was named as
the 2004 "Man for Peace," voted for by a committee of all Nobel peace
laureates and presented by Mikhail Gorbachev.
