Wednesday, November 08, 2006 08:12:39 AM
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Why, Oh Why Did Britney Spears Divorce Kevin Federline?
Needless to say this is a sad, nay catastrophic day for
the people who produce this sorry excuse of an online periodical.
Kevin Federline, the hero of every able-bodied slacker who still
lives in the basement of his parent's house and sleeps in until noon,
will be having his marriage to Britney Spears terminated.
Yes, we are fully aware of the consequences this tragic news brings -
our idol Kevin Federline will now be forced to go out and find … oh,
how it pains us to write the following words … a real job.
We know the coming period will be most trying for Mr Federline and we
sincerely hope that he is able to get by on the $30,000 a month he is
likely to receive from Britney once all the legal matters have been settled.
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