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Wednesday, September 06, 2006 11:12:22 AM
CHAT ROOM First Suri Cruise Photos Are Shown
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes finally displayed their first-born
child Suri to the world yesterday via Vanity Fair and Katie
Couric. After all what's the use of having a child if you can't sell
the rights to her pictures for a healthy profit to the highest bidding
magazine waiting to sccop them up -- money that comes in addition to
the millions upon millions you are already making in showbiz.
We asked our distinguished panel for their thoughts on this story.
Well, if the photographers over at Vanity Fair had no problems in
locating Suri Cruise. I wonder if they wouldn't mind lending me a hand
in finding out where Osama bin Laden is.
Hi Suri. Don't forget about your Uncle Bill in another 18 years time.
