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Wednesday, August 30, 2006 12:20:10 PM
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Jessica Simpson And John Mayer

Jessica Simpson has never been happier, she recently told People magazine when asked about her new relationship with singer John Mayer. And, as everyone knows, there's no better way to send your musical career skyrocketing than by dating Jessica Simpson. Just ask Nick Lachey. Poor Nick Lachey. We won't even go there. Instead we will ask our distinguished panel for their thoughts on Hollywood's greatest romance since ... well ... Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey.
This brings back such fond memories of the time what's his name and I started going out together.
How great to see the spirit of young love is still alive and well. I think I'll go shoot one of the pandas at the National Zoo to keep me in this happy frame of mind.
Well, if she digs musicians, it just so happens I invented a new style of music that will take the cultural world by storm. It's called rock 'n' roll.
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