Updated daily because we have nothing better to do.
Wednesday, July 19, 2006 10:33:13 AM
NEWS George W. Bush Fondles Angela Merkel
Thanks to President George W. Bush, our team of so-called humor writers
with far too much time on their hands are now going to be forced to go out
and find a real job.
For crying out loud, what is the point of having a
humor writer when the leader of the most powerful country in the world
addresses his main ally with a "Yo Blair" and then proceeds to tell him that
the problems in the Middle East would be solved if they would just
"stop doing this shit." Is Dave Chappelle doing the voiceover while Bush just sits there?
If that weren't enough, today we get the video of Bush giving German leader
Angela Merkel an unexpected back rub. I'd like to see him pull that one on
Gerhard Schroeder or Helmut Kohl.
Only a couple of months ago Vice President Dick Cheney shot a guy in
the face when he mistook him for a bird. Doesn't this all make humorists
and comedians superfluous?
And on a seperate note: will Bush have to pay the fine for the networks
every time they show him using the s-word?
