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Monday, May 29, 2006 11:09:25 AM
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Have A Baby

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Hollywood's premier superstar couple, are the proud parents of a baby girl. The latest member of the Jolie-Pitt clan was provided with the appellation Shiloh Nouvel. Both mother and daughter are said to be doing very well, and before long Shiloh will be able to crawl around the vast Jolie-Pitt retreat in Namibia. We asked our panel for their thoughts.
I'm sure hearing this good news will soften the blow for my friends Ken Lay and Jeffrey Skilling now that they know they'll be spending most of the rest of their lives behind bars.
How much does FedEx charge to ship a placenta from Namibia when it absolutely, positively has to get here overnight?
This is great news and calls for a celebration. Let's clear-cut Yellowstone National Park.

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