Tuesday, May 02, 2006 07:43:58 AM
CHAT ROOM
The Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos Breakup
It is with great sorrow that we announce one of the truly brilliant
romances of the modern age arrived at its sad and lamentable end last night.
Yes, Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos have parted ways, a mere five months
after Mr Niarchos stole Ms Hilton's heart from her then inamorato Paris Latsis. We asked our distinguished panel for their thoughts on this most unhappy news.
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O misery. O despair. What choice do I have to
overcome my grief but to bomb Iran back to the
Stone Age?
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Nothing breaks my heart like seeing young love end
so unfortunately. That is, except for when I see a
pristine rain forest left undrilled.
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Dang. That's another placenta which will just have to wait.
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Hurrah! She's free! Here's my big chance!
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