Monday, May 01, 2006 06:13:02 AM
CHAT ROOM
Keith Richards Falls From A Tree
Today our team of so-called satire writers
with far too much time on their hands asked themselves
a question our loyal reader(s) have been asking for years:
Why bother? When the top headline over the weekend is
Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards falling out of
a coconut tree, what's the use trying to compete with
real news? Nevertheless, we asked our panel for their
thoughts.
 |
Falling on his head after climbing up a coconut tree?
A lifetime of questionable judgement? Ladies and
gentlemen,
I think we've just
found our new director of FEMA.
|
 |
Nice try, Keith. But you will to have to do a lot
better than that if you are going to beat “Vice
President Mistakes
78-Year-Old Man For A Quail.”
|
 |
Darn! He blew his cover. The Pentagon
sent Keith Richards on a secret mission
to find Saddam's weapons of mass destruction in Fijian
coconut trees.
|
Send this page to a friend
Back to Chortler Chat Room
|
